THE GOOD BUCK

I’ve been back to pushbike riding for 5 weeks, after 4 1/2 years off. (That bugs me. I knew the Windows code to do a half symbol, I don’t think there is one for Linux. Grrrrr.) Anyway, 5 weeks of tootling to work, and an hour on the turbo most days of the week. And I’ve revived an old pipe dream, and decided I’m doing it! A Lands End to John O’Groats (LEJOG) pushbike ride! I’ve been put off by the amount of agony I’m in at the end of 112 miles on a triathlon, but I’ve found out there are specific touring bikes that are “comfortable” *sceptical face*. I’m looking at one. It’s a Dawes Galaxy. It was the go-to for bike tourers for decades. They’ve discontinued the range, but there are quite a few going second hand, and for buttons. I just missed out on one in Liverpool for £130.

On top of a gazzillion spokes to make the wheels bulletproof, 3 chain rings at the front to get you up any hill, really relaxed geometry and steel frame to make it all day comfortable, mudguards and rack, I also think it looks great. I love the British racing green colour and the classic styling.

I’m in the groove of expecting to be riding my pushbike now. To work, to the shops, etc. After my initial excitement with the Sufferfest I’ve got a bit sad with it. I still love the Sufferfest workouts, which they’ve kept, but the vast majority of the site is Wahoo Systm training videos. It’s tedious. Some boring footage talking to cycling teams and of them on the races. The other day I took my glasses off so I wouldn’t have to keep reading the subtitles. I was thinking of switching to TrainerRoad when my trial runs out, but that is the ultimate in boring, just a graph of the power you should be maintaining and your ride date. Hmmm. The only thing in TRs favour is it is hardcore about improving you. I just went to see if they do free trials (they don’t) and ended up reading a Systm vs TR review. There doesn’t seem to be much in it. Systm is better because of the diversity of training available (yoga, mental training, tri, strength, etc) but TR is better dedicated bike training. If you’ve got the self motivation to do the work, through the boredom.

Anyway, despite not being Sufferfest, the Systm workouts have been working me. I thought at first it was still too easy, like MyWhoosh, but then they threw in one where I was hanging on, wondering if I was going to quit, by 7 minutes of a 50+ minute ride. If some of them really challenge me, I can believe the plan will work.

Another less than ideal thing is that split nosed saddle I got. I was trying to toughen up to it, but I had an easy 90 minute ride the other day, and by 50 minutes I was standing up to relieve the discomfort. I’ve fitted a cheap, Chinese knock-off snub nosed saddle I had in the shed and ordered the Fizik Mistica saddle it was ripping off. It’s second hand so not ridiculously expensive. I’ll see if that works any better. It’s the saddle I did the full Iron distance tri on. That was misery, but with practice, a good pad, and lube, maybe a half won’t be so bad.

I’ve not been on the motorbike all week. I’ve cycled to the gym, to the shops, and to work. I’ve got to build my bike fitness. I wasn’t sure about the MyWhoosh ramp test. I tested as a very weak 153 FTP, a few days later I got it to 165, still poor but better, obviously. I was suspicious of the accuracy of the test, and the degree of difficulty of the training plan they set me. It just seemed too easy. Even easy days should have the odd burst of hard. Long story short, I signed up for The Sufferfest again. I got the free trial so I’m not paying for it yet, but the first ride out I was back in my happy place. Hard bits to make you work, motivational text, and fun to get you through the tough bits. I will be signing up for the paid subscription. I did a few easy rides as they prepared me for their fitness test. I had a swim this morning, gave it a few hours to rest and recover, then took the test. It’s killer. 56 minutes, warm up, max power sprints, max sustainable power for 5 minutes, recover, max sustainable power for 20 minutes, recover, all in effort at ridiculous watts for 1 minute. It smashes you. After that test they’ve upped my FTP to 182. Armed with my new FTP I’ve signed up for an improver plan with Sufferfest. The other good thing about the bike is (apart from the tests) I can stay on the aero bars for the whole hour.

I’ve been applying the ethos “comfortable is fast” to everything (If you are comfortable in your position you can stay in it, if it’s too painful you’ll break aero by wriggling around). The bike seems pretty comfy, the saddle is supposed to be the best bet, once I get toughened up to it, and I’ve put insoles from my trainers into my cycling shoes. On several races crushing the nerve in my foot on to a hard surface repeatedly has made my foot go dead, then become absolute misery. It was hurting so much I was happy to get out on the run, despite being exhausted. Insoles will lose me some power over the course of the race, but if my foot isn’t in agony, I’ll be more able to keep on pushing.

The thing I’ve been obsessing over this week is a tri suit. I have two requirements: sleeves (more aero, save sunburn) and the best, most comfortable seat pad. I don’t want this again.

I ordered the exact same gear cassette as is on the new bike to fit to the trainer, but the next day I got impatient and fitted the one off the bike to it. Yup. No more grinding. What a dumbarse! Years I was cursing that trainer, and it was just the wrong size gears for the chain. I did a ride one day, then a ramp test the next to set my fitness. There were about 10 increases in wattage resistance, and the trainer tracked them all. That’s saved me £400, I don’t need a new trainer.

Also on the cheap, that free cycling app I started using a while back, MyWhoosh, has really upped it’s game.

It’s got the boring blocks of effort (bottom of screen) from Trainer Road, the social aspect (other real people to race against, go on group rides with) and the pretty graphics of Zwift, the text encouragement/ distraction of Sufferfest, it connects to my trainer and equipment, has training plans, and it’s free. Amazing. I’ve started a fitness building plan. I’ve only done the first day but it might be too easy. I might jump to the next level if it doesn’t get tougher.

I’ve jumped straight back into my latest obsession.

For once I’m not avoiding the swim. I suck at it, but I have a plan. I’m trying to swim at least 3 times a week, that will build up strength, and every session I’m working on my faults. I’ve an ongoing battle with the breathing. I need to keep my head in the water and my mouth has to barely clear it. That is tough. But it’s something I’m committed to mastering. I’m having better luck sorting out my stroke. There is a simple drill to stop you windmilling. Basically keep the front hand stretched out until the other hand slaps it in passing. As soon as I stop thinking about it I go back to windmilling and one stroke just disappears in a powerless flop. But I’ve managed to do a few lengths where I stick to it. I’m hoping it will become muscle memory. The other thing I’m working on is rotating on to both sides, so I have a high elbow, clear of the water. And forcing my chest down to make my legs stay up. I’ll work through my faults as best as I’m able, building some strength in the process, then I’ll book a one to one session with a swim coach.

In the last week I’ve done three swims. I found out on the second swim, my watch, by some voodoo, can record laps even in an indoor pool. Cool. Way better than manually clicking the ring-like device I was using last time, I always missed clicks.